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	<title>Film is Pwn</title>
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	<description>Reviews, analysis, and downright slander about movies good, bad, and wonderfully awful.</description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Sues E*trade for $100,000,000</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why, apparently she believes one of their commercials featuring a baby named &#8220;Lindsay&#8221; who is called a &#8220;Milk-a-holic&#8221; is libel and everyone thinks of Lindsay Lohan when they hear the name &#8220;Lindsay.&#8221;  Huh.  The funny thing is, most folks didn&#8217;t associate the ad with Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s lamentable personal problems . . . until now.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://film.ispwn.com/2010/03/11/lindsay-lohan-sues-etrade-for-100000000/</link>
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		<title>Beauty &amp; the Beast: A Dark Tale (2010)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Beauty and the Beast: A Dark Tale begins with narration that sets the table: &#8220;You all know the lovely old legend of Beauty and the Beast. . . I&#8217;m telling you that what really happened was far, FAR more terrifying than anything the storytellers ever admitted.&#8221;  Yes, those fairy tale writers are notorious for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://film.ispwn.com/2010/03/10/beauty-the-beast-a-dark-tale-2010/</link>
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		<title>Tron: Legacy Trailer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check it out here.  Looks pretty doggone cool
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		<link>http://film.ispwn.com/2010/03/09/tron-legacy-trailer/</link>
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		<title>Oscar Winners</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thankfully, I got Best Picture wrong:
Best Picture &#8211; The Hurt Locker
Best Actor &#8211; Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
Best Actress &#8211; Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Best Director &#8211; Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Best Supporting Actor &#8211; Christoph Waltz, Inglorious Basterds
Best Supporting Actress &#8211; Mo&#8217;Nique, Precious: Based On The Novel &#8216;Push&#8217; By Sapphire
Best Original Screenplay &#8211; Mark Boal, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://film.ispwn.com/2010/03/08/oscar-winners/</link>
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		<title>Oscar Picks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Academy Awards are tomorrow night, and I will be watching . . . if my legs are broken, the TV is on that channel, and I am unable to reach the remote or successfully gauge my eyes out before the broadcast begins.  But my disinterest in watching red carpets, solipsistic acceptance speeches, millionaires picking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://film.ispwn.com/2010/03/06/oscar-picks/</link>
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		<title>Mission: Impossible IV A Go</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know a lot of folks don&#8217;t care about Tom Cruise because . . . well, you know, the craziness thing, but I really liked number three guided by J.J. Abrams (Alias, Lost, Star Trek [2009]).  And it looks like J.J. is back for # 4, yes, with Cruise.  Abrams says: &#8220;We have a really cool [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://film.ispwn.com/2010/03/06/mission-impossible-iv-a-go/</link>
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		<title>The Oscar For Bad Timing For Franchise Revival Goes To . .</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ . . . Free Willy: Escape From Pirate&#8217;s Cove!  Within a month of the incident where a female Sea World trainer was drowned by a Killer Whale, a new Free Willy movie comes out:

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		<link>http://film.ispwn.com/2010/03/05/the-oscar-for-bad-timing-for-franchise-revival-goes-to/</link>
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		<title>The Wolf Man (1941)</title>
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Rather than go to the theater and see Benecio Del Toro&#8217;s remake Wolf Man (that can wait for the DVD release), I checked out a recent AMC Channel airing of the 1941 original.
Because I&#8217;m so squeamish, modern horror films hold little appeal for me.  It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t like being scared from time to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://film.ispwn.com/2010/03/03/the-wolf-man-1941/</link>
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		<title>Rifftrax: Titannic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This might actually be funny enough to oneday re-watch Titannic (with the Rifftrax commentary, of course):

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		<link>http://film.ispwn.com/2010/03/01/rifftrax-titannic/</link>
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		<title>Surrogates (2009)</title>
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Imagine a future where you will be able to send an android double to go watch terrible movies like Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan in Cop Out.  That is – sorta – the idea behind Surrogates.
In this near future sci-fi-thriller, humans live life from the comfort of their homes as their robotic stand-ins work, play, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://film.ispwn.com/2010/02/27/surrogates-2009/</link>
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