Chuck Norris Vs. A Bear
I can’t think of anything more patriotic to post on the 4th of July than a post about the two greatest types of Americans, Bears and Chuck Norris.
I’ve written about my appreciation for Chuck Norris before, and I’ve also written about how I am half-man, half-bear. (Please, don’t judge me because I’m different than you, judge that I’m better than you.) And I’ve always wondered, for the past five minutes, or perhaps even longer, what would happen if Chuck Norris fought a bear. The answer may surprise you. Behold!
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A draw that ends with mutual respect? What a rip-off! There’s no way a bear could beat Chuck Norris in real life. Did you know that when Cuck Norris does a push up, he does not push himself up, but the earth down??
Comment by The Louisville Slugger — July 5, 2009 @ 1:43 pm
I had always thought bears were made of togher stuff. Just goes to show how siisified bears truly are. Now Chuck Norris vs a badger? That would be a great fight!
Comment by Stone — July 18, 2009 @ 5:53 am
[...] some things going for it, well only three. There’s 1) plenty of Brody the Bear, the same bear who fought to a draw with Walker, Texas Ranger; 2) it stars Glenn Morshower a.k.a. Secret Service Agent Aaron from the TV show 24, a likable [...]
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