Film is Pwn

The latest film from noted disaster film maker Roland Emmerich, 2012.  Of course, when I say that Roland is a “noted disaster film maker,” I mean that “it has been noted that Roland Emmerich’s films are total disasters.”  The man has been gradually devolving in terms of film quality from the pretty doggone good Stargate, to the initially entertaining than gradually frustrating Independence Day, to the just plain wretched Godzilla (1998) remake, to the so bad it’s funny Day After Tomorrow (2004), to the abominable cave man action film 10,000 B.C.

Like most the rest of Roland’s canon, in 2012 it appears the Earth faces annihilation from an ancient Mayan prediction.  Scared yet?  Keep your eye out for the new way they’ve figured out how to destroy the White House,  soaked with implausible, hilarious irony: