Film is Pwn

Anaconda 3: Offspring.  Starring David Hasselhoff.  Really, what more do you need to know?

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I’ve had some fun at the expense of Jean-Claude Van Damme movies in the past, but this movie featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme in the role he was literally born to play, Jean-Claude Van Damme, legitimately looks like a good movie.  Who’d a thunk it?

Expelled: No Intelligence Design is an admirable and intriguing documentary on the subject of Intelligent Design (I.D.) and, more specifically, the censorship and ostracism inflicted on those in the scientific community who dare to so much as mention I.D. as a possibility.
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Thanks to this clip of the latest, much maligned M. Night Shyamalan movie The Happening complete with MST3K-style mockery from Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy, I will be seeing the movie in the near future after purchasing the commentary track from rifftrax.com:

Eagle Eye is the product of Orwellian “big brother” paranoia in the technology age in the guise of a Michael Bay-style action movie.
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This is the first advance screening in the momentous (*cough*) six month history of Film Is Pwn, and this is not only the review of Role Models, which is officially released on Nov. 7, but also the story of how the proverbial magic tickets came to my doorstep. 
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This Steven Seagal direct-to-DVD endeavor is primarily noteworthy as it was the first movie produced with the groundbreaking Confusovision editing process that renders understanding plot details virtually unknowable. 
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Ah, FINALLY Hollywood has gotten around to telling the tale of the noblest of vocations peppered with only the most admirable, reputable characters, the professional assassins, or “hitmen”, if you will.
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Leatherheads is an entertaining foray into the seldom explored realm of pro football’s infancy.
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This is a digression from film to talk about a TV show.  That show airs on the Sci-Fi Channel and I am addicted to it for reasons I’ll attempt to articulate here.  That show is . . . Destination Truth.
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Here is the overdue conclusion to the Film is Pwn podcast where Daniel and Tom watched the Rottentomatoes.com 10 worst rated movies in one day.  In part 1, the movies were:

10. Half Past Dead
9.  The Master of Disguise
8. Twisted
7. National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers – the worst movie ever made
6. Superbabies: Baby Genuises 2

In part 2, they must endure:

5. King’s Ransom with Anthony Anderson and Jay Mohr
4. Pinochio with Roberto Benigni
3. Crossover with Wayne Brady
2. Uwe Boll’s opus Alone in the Dark “starring” Christian Slater
1. Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu in Balistic: Ecks vs. Sever