Babylon A.D. (2008)

Filed under:Action, Moderate Language, Sci-Fi, Skip It, TV, Violence — posted by Daniel Roos on August 31, 2008 @ 1:00 am

The studio had so much faith in their futuristic, action flick Babylon A.D. starring Vin Diesel that they didn’t screen it for critics. 
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Film Is Pwn Top 20: 10-6

Filed under:Podcast — posted by Tom Stephens on August 30, 2008 @ 8:46 am

Top 20: 10-6

Daniel and I continue our Top 20 list, movies 10-6.

Redbelt (2008) Take 2

Filed under:Buy It/Ticket, Drama, Rent It, Strong Language — posted by Daniel Roos on @ 1:02 am

After a week refraining from movie watching in recovery from the Film Is Pwn marathon, Redbelt lured me back on the couch.
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Fletch (1985)

Filed under:Buy It/Ticket, Comedy, Moderate Language, Rent It, Sexuality — posted by Lawrence Oso on August 29, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

I like to think that I don’t write web-logs — or “blogs,” if you will — I write essays on film.  And every good essay has a central theme, which in reviewing films can be succinctly boiled down into something rather straightforward such as “This is a good/bad movie.”  Not this time.
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I Survived The Film Is Pwn 10 Movie Marathon

Filed under:Bad Movies We Love, Editorials — posted by Daniel Roos on August 28, 2008 @ 4:04 am

Friday, August 22nd is a date that will live in Film Is Pwn infamy. 
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The Next Batman Movie

Filed under:Editorials — posted by Daniel Roos on @ 1:37 am

If you’ll indulge me, I’d like to play “fantasy producer” with the Batman franchise.
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Film Is Pwn Top 20: 16-11

Filed under:Podcast — posted by Tom Stephens on August 26, 2008 @ 10:07 pm

Film Is Pwn Podcast

Daniel and I continue our list of our Top 20 favorite movies. Feel free to tell us your thoughts on our top 20 or your top 20.

-Tom

So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)

Filed under:Buy It/Ticket, Comedy, Moderate Language, Rent It, Romance, Sexuality — posted by Daniel Roos on @ 7:49 am

As far as titles of comedies go, you can’t get much worse than “So I Married An Axe Murderer“.
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Nancy Drew (2007)

Filed under:Children's Movie, Clean Movies, Comedy, Rent It — posted by Daniel Roos on August 23, 2008 @ 4:53 am

I’m a little ashamed of myself, but I enjoyed Nancy Drew

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The Condemned (2007)

Filed under:Action, Not Clean Movies, Sexuality, Skip It, Violence — posted by Daniel Roos on August 21, 2008 @ 7:41 am

There aren’t a lot of nice things that I can say about the Condemned.  The only thing that springs to mind is that, because I’ve seen the Condemned I have no need to watch the big budget Deathrace remake that opens Friday.
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The Marine (2006)

Filed under:Action, Not Clean Movies, TV, Violence — posted by Daniel Roos on August 20, 2008 @ 4:24 pm


The Marine is the story of how very much Vince McMahon misses Duane “The Rock” Johnson.

No, the film does not feature The Rock in any capacity, but it does feature his hand-picked heir apparent.  Let me explain:

Duane Johnson turned to the family business of pro wrestling (Johnson’s father and grandfather were also wrestlers) after his football career fizzled.  Johnson became one of the biggest stars in the business in a short span, and after a few years of making McMahon (chairman of the WWE) tons of money as the Rock, Johnson started making movies.  For a while, he made movies when he wasn’t wrestling, then before too long he was only wrestling when he wasn’t making movies, which wasn’t often.  Nowadays, Johnson disassociates himself from wrestling in general and even “the Rock” moniker is fast becoming a thing of the past.  (more…)

Hamlet 2 (2008)

Filed under:Worst Movie We Never Saw — posted by Daniel Roos on August 19, 2008 @ 3:03 am

Disclaimer: I’m getting on a soapbox, and I’m taking my pulpit with me.
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