Film is Pwn

I wish there were more movies like this. However, I hope that no movie ever has another story like this.
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Sometimes when you take a chance on a movie you’ve never heard of that looks interesting, you wind up with a pleasant surprise, like Brick or the Wrong Guy.  On the other hand, sometimes you get crap like Icebreaker or Incident at Loch Ness.  This time, I got Chaos, both literally and figuratively.
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You take one third Memento, add one third heist genre, and mix in something altogether original, and you get the Lookout.
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Daniel Roos and Tom Stephens play producers talking about sequels and required and often unfortunate part of Hollywood. We talk about how and where some sequels went bad then on about some sequels coming out and what directions they should and shouldn’t take.
Wanted, Spider Man, The Bourne Franchise, Pirates of the Carribean

There are few things I hate more than wasted opportunity. Eragon is exactly that.

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I wanted to like it.  Really, I did.  But I really didn’t like it.  Really, I didn’t like it at all.
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Ice Station Zebra is a gem of a cold war spy movie.
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Anyone with a website that starts to generate a decent amount of traffic knows that inevitably one of the strangest things to happen is the search terms that people use to find your website. Just for amusement purposes, here’s a few of our favorites:

• Rick Moranis is a jerk
• Rick Moranis HD-DVD
• “Civil War era porn”
• Peeping on Mom
• Anger Lower IQ
• 50s Big Bow Tie
• Murder, She Wrote drinking game

And finally one we really would want: “crappy action movies”.

Who knew that there were people that interested in Rick Moranis.

-Tom

The Bourne Supremacy is the definition of a motion picture EXPERIENCE.
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This blog is more about the Independence Day Effect than it is about Independence Day, for the record.
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And now for something completely different, the movie I saw after experiencing the awesomeness that is the Dark Knight, is Frankenstein Meets the Spacemonster, one of the very best worst movies I’ve ever seen.
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I just saw War and for the life of me I can’t figure out what it’s good for.
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