Film is Pwn

In the interest of full disclosure, I walked into the theaters to see the latest Pixar computer animated movie, Wall-E, with not one, but two agendas. 
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My colleagues Tom Stephens and Mr. Oso have recently posted blogs trashing on movies they have not seen, The Love Guru and Disaster Movie, respectively, and I feel the need to take a stab at it myself.  We are, after all, the film critics who condemn movies we haven’t seen. 
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My marital status puts me in a not so unique position to see movies I normally wouldn’t. Some of them are good and some are well, Just My Luck (a 2006 disaster with Lindsay Lohan). 27 Dresses was almost worse then that movie though, because of it’s horrific mediocrity.

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The reason why Film Is Pwn acts as an adjunct to the Geneva Convention and is constrained to review ban movies under their auspices is for occasions such as this.
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Perhaps the biggest attraction of In Bruges, just out this week on DVD, is the city of Bruges itself. 
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The new feature length release Futurama: Beast With A Billion Backs is the second in the line of direct-to-DVD movies based on the cancelled, animated TV show Futurama.
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A few weeks ago we called The Love Guru, The Worst Movie We Never Saw. It’s because we had an innate ability to notice that when Mike Myers remade Tim Meadow’s failed movie The Ladies Man it would be at least as bad as that.
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10,000 B.C. is a bloated Hollywood epic that mistakes the size of its budget for its ability to entertain.
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I skipped Mission Impossible 3 in theaters. I skipped it at the rental store. I skipped over buying it on several occasions. I had been told it was good, but I assumed it was all lies.
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I recently had the opportunity to see Sylvester Stallone’s 2008 revival of his second iconic character (after Rocky), Rambo in Rambo, and found myself simultaneously compelled and repulsed.
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The only mystery here is: Why was this movie made?
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I just caught a matinee of Get Smart with my brother, and the movie passes the only examination necessary to measure the success of a comedy: we laughed hard very often.
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